DONKEY: I hope you heard that. In the center of a stadium-like arena, Duloc Knights are gathered as a large crowd of citizens watches on from the stands. Fiona turns her attention away from the setting sun. She tosses the bouquet and lays back down, swooning. Fiona screams as Shrek suddenly smashes the door down with his shoulder, still holding onto her arm. FIONA: Please. -What have you got? That's my tail! Shrek groans as he gets up off the floor and brushes debris off himself. Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. He gestures at the skeleton of a knight laying against the wall, a charred outline of a man burned into the stone behind it. Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. The dragon is just about to eat Donkey when Shrek grabs ahold of its tail. The sooner we get to Duloc the better. I ain't playing no games. Donkey, there's no we. Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. I'm right here beside ya, okay? FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. DONKEY: Hey, that's what friends are for, right? (the dragon roars) I mean white, sparkling teeth! (Smiles). You got something in your eye? I guess I am just a big, stupidugly ogre. I don't think this is fit for a princess. -Five shillings for the possessed toy. Shrek: You're bothering me. (They come over a hill overlooking Shrek's home.) Donkey falls asleep by the fire outside. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. DONKEY: Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) The beer comes rushing out, knocking the knights down and wetting the ground into mud. I'm gonna die. SHREK: I--there's nothing to tell. Oh, no, no. THE CAPTAIN: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to a designatedresettlementfacility? Farquaad points at Shrek. Blue flower, red thorns. SHREK: I read it in a book once. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. DONKEY: Oh, wow! You're gonna tear it off. SHREK: Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. Donkey wakes up with a yawn as the guards march by. He sees several shadows moving and looks around. Shrek snatches the deed out of the hands of a guard and walks away. Shouldn't we stop to make camp? An image of the Seven Dwarves flashes on the screen. Blue flower, red thorns. Not there! SHREK: Love me? Take a look at me. Take it away. FIONA: Of course, you are. FIONA: Donkey! This is really good. Wild applause erupts from the guards. This was not Shrek's intention. They stop for a moment as Shrek figures out which direction to go. GINGY: No, no, not the buttons. SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. DONKEY: Man that ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. Shrek fiddles with the door handle, unable to open it. You think that Shrek is your true love? Who knows where this "Farquaad" guy is? Hapaya! The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. Shrek pushes Fiona off him and rolls over to face Donkey. Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest. Take love's true form. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. It's hideous! Bouncy gameshow music begins to play. They respond positively to him and begin to do "the wave". The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. The dragon now focuses its attention on Donkey, breathing fire at him and forcing him onto a stone bridge. FARQUAAD: Who cares?! I am eternally in your debt. The crowd gasps and one person faints. Dragon looks up at the chandelier hanging above them and gently lights its candles with her fire breath. They thought they was all of that. 75 - "INTRO TO BARRY" INT. Shrek stares at Fiona in astonishment, and then grins. In the past, humans worried about beasts and godlike forces, but you don't need to fear starvation when you have grocery stores. SHREK: Yeah, well, maybe you're right, princess. Farquaad's room is is filled with items prepared for his wedding, including crowns and wedding outfits for him and Fiona. Shrek glances at the soldiers still aiming their crossbows and then turns back to Farquaad. They are both startled by Donkey's interruption. SHREK: Enough! FIONA: You know, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday and I wanted to make it up to you. What is that? Get up! DONKEY: You can't do this to me, Shrek. He continues on. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here. The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. Shrek and Donkey step out onto the arena but don't seem to be noticed. You gotta let me stay! (stomps off). The guards shout out different numbers while Farquaad frantically tries to decide. In three Halloween tales, Shrek and his friends tell scary stories, Ginormica and the Monsters fight mutant alien pumpkins, and Shrek battles a ghost. The guests party and dance as Donkey takes over singing the song. Best most current answer because it specifically answers the question - a space in a string - by providing two options that are portable and very easy to understand during a code review. I told ya I'd find it. Look I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. SHREK: She wasn't talking about me? Dragon purses her lips and gets ready to kiss Donkey. DONKEY: Slow down. There are several functions that require your attendance, sir. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. The dragon leans forward and gazes at Donkey, revealing its long eyelashes and lipsticked mouth. GINGY: Eat me! No! I sure as heck ain't no coward. Shrek and Fiona kiss and the kiss fades into their wedding kiss. MIRROR: And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock. Donkey begins to head in a random direction into the forest. No, no, no. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. Good? Mama Bear is now a taxidermized rug. VOICE: "Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form. They hear a trumpet fanfare from afar and head over to investigate. Shrek (Script) Lyrics SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. DONKEY: Okay, that makes me feel so much better. DONKEY: Aww, that's beautiful. Ogres are like onions! Farquaad snaps his fingers and is lifted onto his horse by his guard. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. You don't need to fear harsh winters when you have central air. SHREK: Oh, yeah. Unfortunately there is a crack in the stone and it hits Shrek right in the groin. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip. She was talkin' aboutuhsomebody else. Fiona stares at her wedding cake, pushing down a figure of Farquaad to show his actual height. She notices a suit of armor that reminds her of Shrek. The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. Fiona walks off, seemingly in a better mood than yesterday. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. What am I? Perched on a rock pinnacle, it was surrounded by a terrifying lake of molten lava. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? SHREK: The wedding! I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest. Uhmm how do you like your eggs? VILLAGER 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. SHREK: Listen, little donkey. I just-- I just --. Shrek's voice echoes throughout the camp and everyone falls silent. GINGERBREAD MAN: Well, she's married to the muffin man. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. How about that? Donkey turns his head back to raise his eyebrow, and then looks away again. Donkey leans over him. Dragon lets out a defeated cry, then gives a sad whimper. The force of the spell blows against the crowd and all the windows. Help me! Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. Elsewhere, Shrek spots a light in the window of a tower. Farquaad is atop a high up balcony, flanked by two guards, addressing the crowd. Take it and go before I change my mind. The Script: https://imsdb.com/scripts/Shrek.html Amazon Music Unlimited FREE 30 DAYS: http://www.getamazonmusic.com/RAZZLE GUESTS Grant Turner: ht. Now -- now remove your helmet. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. DONKEY: Why don't you want to talk about it? Oh! I'm supposed to be beautiful. DONKEY: No. He cups his hands and calls into the woods. I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. It sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared. DONKEY: You are mean to me! She's lifted up into the air and she hovers while the magic works around her. Not there! SHREK: There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. Oh, you must know how it goes: A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love's first kiss. No. SHREK: All right! I mean we really should get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even pen pals. Farquaad gets down on one knee and takes Fiona's hand, pulling her down sharply. SHREK: Oh! Fiona hits a high, horrible note that causes the bird to explode. The bee, of course, flies anyway. You're all right. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew. Give me another chance! Andhere they are! DONKEY: Cool. That's bad. The Mirror reluctantly rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning, displaying the image of Fiona waiting in her tower. Dragon belches and Farquaad's crown flies out of her mouth and falls to the ground. the lovers elliot oracle; sad drawings easy step by step (pushes the coffin away). You cut me real deep just now. FARQUAAD: I will have order! Please! Calm down! Suddenly from out of nowhere, a man swings down and swoops Fiona away. Shrek laughs, but then groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. FIONA: It only happens when sun goes down. The sun is just about to set. Really. Get him! FARQUAAD: Down to the last slime-covered toadstool. DONKEY: Oh y'know I'd, I'd really love to stay, but -- (Dragon tugs at Donkey's tail with her mouth). Knights, new plan! Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short Farquaad snaps his finger and is lifted off his horse by his guards. I did half the work. Cakes have layers. The whole congregation gasps as they see Shrek walk ahead towards the altar. Farquaad drops his weapon and looks up. DONKEY: Go ahead, have some fun. The villager drops it. Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our "happily ever after." He lies on his back. Montage of different scenes. Shrek takes the mug and smashes the spigot off the large barrel of beer behind him. Me neither. Fiona crosses first and lays a hand on Shrek's back when she gets to the other side. Suddenly Dragon, with Donkey atop her head, crashes through a large window behind him. I was just kidding. (laughs). All of you, move it! (sniffs) It's brimstone. FARQUAAD: This hocus-pocus alters nothing! At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. DONKEY: You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? Donkey reappears ahead of him, dangling from a felled log. Please! DONKEY: See! Shrek walks in another direction. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. All right, hop on and hold on tight. MONSIEUR HOOD: But I'm not greedy. Your flying days are over. I can change. SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away. When he reaches the table we see that he is too short to see above it. Understand? DONKEY: I don't get it. It was directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debuts, and features the voices of Mike Myers . 2. Donkey crashes into a pile of knight remains, knocking over a skeleton whose helmet lands on Donkey's head. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Thelonius takes one of the cards and writes 'Awwww' on the back and shows it to the congregation. FIONA: And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? (holds up 2 fingers) Pick number three, my lord! You think --who, whoa, wait a sec. She's a loaded pistol who likes pia coladas and getting caught in the rain. A knight tries to sneak up behind Shrek, but he turns in time to sees him and jumps on him. I didn't invite them. Shrek turns and removes what little armor is still left attached to him. FARQUAAD: Uh, Thelonius. Shrek marches through the Duloc Knights, who back away in disgust upon noticing him. (Suggestively raises his eyebrows). Shut. The mascot screams at the sight of Shrek and begins running through the roped path to get to the front gate. FARQUAAD: Congratulations, ogre. I'm a real boy. Donkey gasps and makes eye contact with Shrek. Donkey might just flatter his way out of becoming dragon food. Its 37000 characters no spaces lll try and find it. Shrek pauses to look around and heads for a set of wooden doors. Yeah. SHREK: Oh, really? FARQUAAD: Outrageous! Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! Donkey wanders off in the opposite direction, still talking to himself, and pushes his way through a giant set of doors. But I like you anyway. Onions have layers. Get up! You get it? DONKEY: Please! Shrek regards the handkerchief curiously and wipes off his sooty face with it, blackening it. DONKEY: Shrek there's something about her you don't know. SHREK: Ah, that's not very nice (Looks at Donkey and then back at Farquaad). DONKEY: All right, that's what I like to hear, man. You're amazing. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. DONKEY: Because that's what friends do! Farquaad motions to the guards, who aim their crossbows at Shrek and Donkey. Donkey whistles loudly, and Shrek looks up to see Dragon flying overhead. SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Shrek enters the outhouse and slams the door behind him. You look awful. -Please, don't turn me in. Shrek the Musical - English Transcript Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! Several of the characters from the movie made their way into the musical, but that doesn't mean they all stayed the same. I wanted to show you before. DONKEY: Princess? The mention of this Lord Farquaad prompts Fiona to turn around in surprise. It is fucking amazing he does some rest I supposed, but he doesn't go down one bit, and he screams really really loud. A group of birds flocks out the top of the roof, startling Donkey. Guards! SHREK: You know, I think I preferred your humming. You should ask him that when we get there. FARQUAAD: Silence! Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. A bright fire shines on the screen and Farquaad covers his eyes. A large amount of guards run in and grab ahold of Shrek and Fiona. It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me--. He rolls over, knocking Fiona off her feet and causing her to land on top of him. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before loudly roaring in is face. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. Oh, sure! 20% Off with code OUTDOORSALE DONKEY: Well, yeah! Shrek and Fiona are now joined in matrimony in Shrek's swamp. Fiona tosses her bouquet which both Cinderella and Snow White try to catch. Just let me off, please! No navegador na aba Whatsapp faa a combinao te teclas Ctrl + Shift + i se preferir aperte F12 (Vai abrir a aba Dev Tools) na Dev Tools Encontre a aba Console e logo em baixo, voc encontrar uma linha. DONKEY: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make (Gasps, seeing the skeleton of a horse). I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. They all gasp as Shrek suddenly stops, having reached the end of the balcony Shrek spots a fallen column that has formed a sort of slide. Fiona is put off by this exchange. Shrek jumps over and approaches the bridge, with Donkey joining in behind him. FIONA: Shrek! MIRROR: (chuckles nervously) So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. They arrive at the outskirts of a giant volcano and begin to make their way up. Can you forgive me? DONKEY: (singing) "Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness". He gives Donkey an annoyed look. SHREK: Wait a second. Men with prompter cards hold up cards that says 'Revered Silence'. Only my true love's kiss can break the spell. There's so much to do! DONKEY: Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? FARQUAAD: Oh, anxious, are we? Well was it something you ate? Dark clouds block out the blue sky above them. The mirrors flips through each princesses' portrait. The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. -Twenty pieces. Donkey looks confused, the joke is once again lost on him. Bye-bye. (he holds out his onion). MONSIEUR HOOD: Break it down. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. (he grabs all three mice) What are you doing in my house? As they walk away from the crowd Shrek grabs the torch from a dwarf cheering them on, who refuses to let go. Parfaits are delicious. Oh, pick me! But you only look like this at night. Back! DONKEY: Hey, hey, come back here. Shrek: Alone. (smiles evilly). 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